जलमेव पातयामः

कश्चन मूर्खः अग्नि-- निवारण-- दल-- कार्यालये वृत्तिं प्राप्तवान्।

काचन स्त्री तं दूरवाणीमकरोत्-- “अहो, मम गृहं दहत्यग्निना।”

मूर्खः अपृच्छत्-- “किं भवती तस्मिन् जलं प्राक्षिपत्?”

स्त्री-- “आम्। तथापि अग्निः न शान्तः।”

मूर्खः-- “मूढे, तदानीं वयं तत्रागत्य किं करिष्यामः? वयमपि जलमेव पातयामः किल..”

A crack got job in a fire brigade.

A woman called him on phone-- “Oh, my house is on fire.”

Crack asked-- “Did you throw water over it?”

Woman-- “Yes, still the fire did not cease”

Crack-- “O silly woman, then what can we do? We are also going to pour water over that.. isn’t it?”